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Cat pear! :3

Cat pear! :3

Tiny kitty :3

Tiny kitty :3

Huge kitty :3

Huge kitty :3

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Thank you bud.

K let’s do this, I’m bored anyway.

Anyone crushing on you?

I don’t know if they THINK they’re crushing on me or they actually are, but apparently there is some people who claim they do. Not as much as it was some years ago, luckily.

What is your relationship status?

I am in an open relationship with a person. In years, I learned to understand my heart will probably never belong to a person only. But whoever it belongs to, it truly does.

Has anyone ever sang to you?

Yeah, two times. The first time, I loved it. The second time it was a crappy song to say sorry and I wanted to burn the idiot’s guitar instead.

Has anyone ever given you roses?

People who sell roses did! Aahahah and an ex of mine. Oh also a very dear ex friend of mine did, even if it was a fake one. Blue, ‘cause “I’m a blue rose in a world were roses are red”. One of the best gifts I got.

And a dear friend of mine bought a rose for everyone, we ended up using it for a fake “sword” fight :D It was fun. 

What color are your eyes?

Light green/grey/light blue.

What is a compliment you receive often?

“You’re smart, and blunt. It’s difficult to argue with you.”. I take it for a compliment.

Who was the last person to say they loved you and when?

Lol it was a girl in a love letter.

Do you like your parents?

Only one of them.

Do you secretly like someone?

It’s not like it’s that big secret, you know?

Why did your last relationship end?

OFFICIAL relationship: ‘Cause the other person was an obsessive, paranoid and spineless idiot who didn’t even actually manage to understand who they were with, and constantly passed from idolizing me to hating me, to whining like hell for random reasons.

UNOFFICIAL relationship: It isn’t very clear yet, I guess the other person was tired of me, or me being not a monogamous person, and found some pretty person they liked better. or under a more “loving” point of view. Sounds fair, right? I mean, shit happens. The fun thing is they actually blamed me for it, saying I was the one running after another pretty person (lolwut) then said I was the crazy one attached to a past that faded away, then bursted out into random jealousy storms, attacking me in various passive aggressive ways then completely disappearing. Fantastic. I’ve got a thing for psychos.

Who was the last person you said you loved on the phone?

I rarely even manage to say people that I love them. 

Do you like funny people or serious people?

I like funny people who can be serious for a while then suddenly get funny again. Too serious people can be quite depressing and I’m not a very happy person myself, so please, learn to take things lighter and then teach me a bit XD.

Besides, people who can’t take anything seriously are people who try to live in a bubble, and even if they probably think they live better that way, I don’t like that way of seeing the world too much. There are times when things are not laughing matters. They can be short, but there must be some. 

What are you listening to?

Analyse, Thom Yorke, the version “in the Basement”

Is the last person you kissed older than you?

No.

Are you happy right now?

Could be happier, but I try to go on. 

If you could have one thing right now what would it be

……………………. money?

Who makes you happiest right now?

It’s not like I want them to know, they’ll start feeling special xD xD

Do you want to get married & have children one day?

Married, it’s probably not the thing for me, unless I could marry every person I love, without quantity nor gender restrictions.

Children, I always wanted even just one. But I can’t have any, so, well.

How many girlfriends/ boyfriends have told you they love you?

6, if I remember well. 

Have you ever thought that you were going to marry a person?

I did.

Are you crushing on someone?

That’s kind of an ugly way to ask this. If you think about the word “crush” it has some very scary meaning aside the one we’re talking about. I don’t like that word. 

I don’t like the very act of “having a crush on someone”. It feels so 15years old.  Either you’re intrested, intrigued, or you’re in love. Having a crush makes me think about people acting randomly hysterical like fangirls with their favourite bandmates. 

Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt?

Love always hurts somehow. Not ‘cause it hurts itself, but ‘cause PEOPLE in general, they hurt each other a lot, even not willingly, in the process to adapt one to another. 

Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend cry?

Yes. Happened a lot. Not proud of it.

Are you happier single or in a relationship?

My happiness doesn’t evolve around relationships only. I’m happier when I don’t feel alone, that’s true, but it doesn’t have to be something related to a love story.

Have you ever told someone you loved them and didn’t mean it?

Everytime I did it, i thought it was true. Sometimes, I was self deluded. But I honestly used to think it was true, back then.

Have you ever had your heart broken?

Yeah. It’s not like I don’t walk around with a huge sign with written on “BREAK MY HEART, IT’S EASY”, anyway. I’m the main idiot in the block under that point of view.

Have you ever broken someone’s heart?

Yes. 

If you could go back in time and change things, would you?

No. I believe everything that happened to me helped me being what I am. I’d be scared to go back if I changed something, and find out I’m not myself anymore.

Think any of your ex’s feel the same?

I honestly don’t care.

Do you believe that you are a good boyfriend or girlfriend?

I can be. I’m very caring and very willing to share, but also need my space so would never be too much suffocating. I’m understanding and patient, and the things I value most is the persons I love to be happy, with or without me.

But treat me wrong, hurt me too much or try to repress/change/betray me, and I can be a very BAD human being, rest assured. 

Have you dated people who were not good to you?

They were good most of times, just crazy to the point it wasn’t meant to last.

Do you believe in love at first sight?

No, that is not love. Stop calling random things love, it’s disturbing.

Ever been given an engagement ring?

Yeah.

Do you want to get married?

I don’t think so. If I’ll ever do it, I’ll do it for the lulz, or for preserving a bit the future of an eventual child. Love doesn’t need a marriage.

Has anyone ever told you they wanted to marry you?

Yes XD

Ever liked someone else’s boyfriend or girlfriend?

It happens XD

Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up with you?

Neither I nor anyone who started a breakup ever regretted it. It was just the way it was meant to be.

Would you believe your ex if he said they love you?

I actually find it difficult to believe ANYBODY when they say they love me. It’s not that I don’t feel “enough” for some people, I just don’t think they know what they’re saying.

Would you ever date your best male friend?

Haahahaah, anytime! XD It wouldn’t be very romantic tho, lol not even a bit. We’d do anything but sweet/horny things a couple is meant to do. And when the day ends, no kisses no stuff, just bye seeya. XD

If your best friend of the opposite sex went out with someone you knew was wrong for them would you speak up?

I always did, I always was wrong doing that. ‘cause they don’t understand, they don’t listen, and even if EVERYTHING I said actually happens after a while, they still don’t want to admit I had reason to doubt about their mate. 

So well it’s their businness.

Do you regret any of your relationships?

I’m not the kind of man who regrets things in life.

Would you date an ex?

No. An ex is an ex for a reason. Whoever wants to date an ex has to remember that reason very well, ‘cause no matter how people changed meanwhile, that reason is going to come back.