Let’s be a bit cynical so I can get over everything better.
Said with LIGHT IN HIS HAIR and a gentle breeze caressing his face. It’s just perfect.
I rediscovered a bunch of WIP shots I took for a Hyde drawing of mine in a random folder today and decided to make a .gif!11!!!
The finished version is here on my deviantFART.
*I* requested this!!!!! * a thunder strikes while he says so * ahahha I have a print of it on my walls
ACCURATE - Well not ALL the time I need my “me” moments. A lot of them.
OH GOD I WOULD BE GOONG HERE IF I NEEDED A DIVORCE
You trip and fall to your death.
Critical fail, you swallow a knife and it explodes.
"As the assassin foolishly tries to slide down the gravelly side of the mountain, he trips and slits his throat on his knife. He’s dead. Anyone else want to do anything stupid?"
"You somehow determine that the golem is made of bacon.”
"You go to search the body, but manage instead to trigger the bear trap. I’m rolling damage now."
"You shoot your unconscious bleeding cleric, roll damage. Don’t forget your favored enemy bonus."
"You fail to notice the pit in front of you as you direct your horse to walk into it."
"The mugger then proceeds to shoot his friend in the foot"
"the opponent sneezes and accidentally stabs himself to death"
"You try to pick the door, but the door picks you. You’ve been impaled."
"You let go of the bow instead of its string, and it hits you in the face before falling at your feet."
me: can i just pretend like i totally meant to do that
//rolls a nat 20 on a bluff check
"Everyone totally saw that but it looked like you completely meant to do that."